I really wanna see my otp…
f r i c k e a c h o t h e r
*police sirens in the distance*
*helicopter search lights in your yard*
*SWAT team barges in*
half of my poems
are warning people not to get close to me
and the other half
are begging them to come near.
I am not simple.
I am not the kind of person you fall in love with.
Please, love me.
last christmas i gave you my heart
but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died
I have been waiting all year to reblog this
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
wouldn’t that make the shark a
This post got weird
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
REBLOG IF U A LIL STRESSED
End of Course testing, fighting between family, i think i’m more than a lil stressed
"I’m afraid you have stage 9 animes."
"Doctor, what’s going to happen to me?"
*Doctor turns away from the patient and speaks in a grim tone.*
"Your desu has advanced too far, you have less than a week to live."
hair is so weird like ur body is just like LET’S PUSH THE FUCKIN PROTEIN OUT OF THHE HEAD
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
Haha please do this!