majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

(Source: sharonosbourne)

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  • me: skips tutorial
  • me: how the fuck do you play this game

137,324 notes

collegehumor:

An Honest Dentist’s Office
“My what a big shank you have there.” “The better to gum you with my dear.”

collegehumor:

An Honest Dentist’s Office

“My what a big shank you have there.” “The better to gum you with my dear.”

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throwthefruitpunch:

heysammy:

woah girl are you from france ‘cause

madamn

oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line

159,711 notes

Pokes on facebook?

More like sexual tension

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(Source: http)

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dietchola:

“i love you”

“thanks”

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basedgosh:

thinking about the discovery of food is weird like who picked up a shrimp and thought “imma eat this freaky bug lookin nigga”

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